Today I went shopping for an eccentric new coat and found one. It's mustard yellow, has fantastic buttons, and is everything a boring black coat is not. I tried it on and asked Isaiah what he thought. He said, "Oh, you should get it. And wear it with your new hat and then you really will look like an old woman." Hmmm....I think that either he has no idea what an old woman really is, or else he doesn't know any with such fantastic style.